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005 – Manic Monday

Don’t you just hate Mondays? I simply dread waking up so early in the morning for Mondays. I dunno what’s with it but out of all the days of the week I hate Mondays with every drop of my blood. The way everybody is rushing to work. The way there always have to be an accident on the road that you’re going to pass through and all these rubber-neck drivers who just couldn’t mind their own business and slow down the traffic just to appease their curiosity. I reach the office with still 20 minutes to spare and it’s so amazing how I have the lift just for myself. Just me. Why can’t it be this way when I’m running late. Why? Ahhh… one of life’s greatest mystery. Something that cannot be solved. Forever lost in a sea of thoughts and emotions.

“DING!”

25th floor in just 15 seconds. My goodness. Why is my life sometimes so complicated?

“Good morning Damien” Maia greets me with her ever so jovial voice.

“Good morning to you as well. You look so stylish today.” Noticing her white baby-doll dress. And mornings are actually more brighter when she’s the first person who greets me here in the office, like a warm feeling that everything will be alright.

“Oh Damien, there’s a parcel here for you.” And turns her back on me to bend down and reach for the package under her counter only to reveal that she’s not wearing any knickers underneath that innocent and ever so lovely dress of hers.

“Uhmnn… Maia, I don’t think you should bend down like that. Uhmnn, I can see your knickers.” I feel a fountain of blood squirting from my nose as I said that, reluctantly keeping my eyes on the ceiling trying to be a gentleman.

“I thought you’d never notice. Hihihihi.” She giggles in a most naive way. “Here you go.” She hands me the parcel.

“Whoa. Okay… what was that all about?” I mumble to myself as I walk to my cubicle. Now everything seems like a blur. I couldn’t quite take out that image out my mind. Hahahaha. What has the world become of? My goodness. I should try to focus more on work, keep these distractions out of my head.

“Bleep”
Our Receptionist is such a _______ says:
Joe, you wouldn’t believe what happened today.

“Bleep”
Mojo Jo-joe says:
Oh, you saw that too? And I thought I was special…. Haha

“Bleep”
Our Receptionist is such a _______ says:
Is she always like that?

“Bleep”
Mojo Jo-joe says:
Well, this is what I noticed. She starts acting like that when she fancies somebody new in the office. Maybe it’s just my luck that you’re my friend, hahaha.

“Bleep”
Our Receptionist is such a _______ says:
Don’t be that way man, I don’t think of her that way.

“Bleep”
Mojo Jo-joe says:
Hmmnn… Let’s ask Jess what she thinks.

“Bleep”
Don’t F*ck with me, I’ll eat you alive you Muddaf*##$# has joined the conversation

“Bleep”
Mojo Jo-joe says:
Hey Jess, Damien thinks that Maia is sooooo HOT today… what do u think?

“Bleep”
Don’t F*ck with me, I’ll eat you alive you Muddaf*##$# says:
Puh-leeze…. stay clear from that whore man. Did you guys notice that she wasn’t wearing any panties on?

“Bleep”
Our Receptionist is such a _______ says:
Uhmn… I didn’t notice at all.

“Bleep”
Mojo Jo-joe says:
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

“Bleep”
Don’t F*ck with me, I’ll eat you alive you Muddaf*##$# says:
You wankers. Freakin’ pervs.. I’m sure both of you were drooling at her desk this morning.

“Bleep”
Mojo Jo-joe says:
Well, not really… err… probably just a little. hahaha.

“Bleep”
Don’t F*ck with me, I’ll eat you alive you Muddaf*##$# says:
Damien?

“Bleep”
Our Receptionist is such a _______ says:
Maybe she was just in a hurry and forgot to wear one today… I mean it happens to the best of us, right?

“Bleep”
Mojo Jo-joe says:
Wahahahaha… rrrrriiiiiiggggghhhttt… continue living in you goodie-ever-so-happy world.

“Bleep”
Don’t F*ck with me, I’ll eat you alive you Muddaf*##$# says:
You guys are soooo stupid. I’m busy, don’t bother me with such nonsense.

Come to think of it. Joe is right, I think my brain is set to live in this make-believe world where everything is colorful and dandy. Maybe it’s my mind’s way of fighting stress and makes it easier for me to see the brighter side of things. Is that a bad thing? What if my comfort zone was being naive and oblivious to things that I don’t want to accept in this world? Like an ostrich burying its head under the ground. Hahaha.. I’m thinking too much again.

Oh, I almost forgot about my parcel.

Hmmn, what do you know. Maia left her number on it. Maybe I shouldn’t tell Joe or Jess about this. I think I’ll just pin this on my corkboard, just right beside my McDonalds Delivery Menu. I wonder what is inside box number one. Oh my, it’s my complimentary copy of Visual Studio 2008. I can’t believe that people actually win something from online raffles. Maybe slacking off at work and answering these online surveys actually pay off. My my, I think this is such a wonderful Monday for me after all.

Okay. It’s time to open up my pimped out computer, make my playlist for the entire day, install all these, and get down to work. Whoa, 40 unread messages. Don’t you just hate it when people you’re working with send you emails, requests and other work-related stuff just before you clock-out on Friday? Just so that they could nag you on Monday morning that they already informed you about it last week. Ridiculous. Utterly Ridiculous.

Hey there’s one from Maia.

Hey,
Would you like to take me out for lunch later? I won’t take NO for an answer.

*winks*

Maia

Well, that was direct. It looks like I’ll be deviating from my usual Starbucks Mondays with the guys.

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